Desperately seeking a girlfriend: must love awkward silences and my collection of dad jokes!
Need help? I’m like a GPS for weird questions—always recalculating and probably rerouting to laughter!
Mission: Impossible 2: A questionable plot but a blockbuster! It’s like cheese on a bad pizza—unexpectedly popular!
Is asking “What are we?” a valid quest for love or just a recipe for awkward silence?
Ready to lift, but your idea of “heavy” is carrying grocery bags? Let’s turn those muscles into giggles!
Here’s my client’s point of sale PC—who needs watercooling when we’ve got the power of tar? Talk about sticky solutions!
Feeling weird about my GF’s focus mode settings—it’s like she’s on a date with the internet without me!
Letting your bottom button breathe? It’s like giving your shirt a tiny vacation—stylish, relaxed, and ready for fun!
Dick Van Dyke was ready to team up with Ed Asner for a remake of The Odd Couple—guess aging isn’t all laughs!
Alana Thompson claims she hasn’t seen a dime from “Toddlers and Tiaras” or “Honey Boo Boo”—guess glitter doesn’t pay!
