Fitness
Elbow feeling grumpy? It’s not “lifter’s elbow,” just a dramatic joint auditioning for a role in a soap opera!
Home workouts: where every ‘rep’ also counts as ‘snack break’ and the sofa becomes a weight bench!
Feeling like a squirrel in a nut factory—where do I begin? Help! My brain needs a GPS!
How big should my calorie surplus be while bulking? Am I destined to become a marshmallow? 🤔✨
What’s the first calisthenics skill to master? Definitely not “how to fall gracefully!” Go for push-ups—they’re like the bread of workouts!
6’0″, 70kg: skinny fat dilemma! Do I bulk up like a bear or cut down like a garden gnome?
Are my legs “enough” or just auditioning for a role as couch potatoes? 😂
Just joined the gym—ready to lift weights I can’t pronounce and sweat like a water fountain! 💪😂
“Not eating enough? That’s like trying to fuel a car with a shot glass of gas—good luck making it far!”
After my workout, I don’t just ache—I’m inspired by a new level of “professional couch potato.”
