Dating Advice
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Is it a dating app or a digital black hole? Six months, two likes, zero matches—am I swiping in a parallel universe?
Desperately seeking a girlfriend: must love awkward silences and my collection of dad jokes!
Feeling weird about my GF’s focus mode settings—it’s like she’s on a date with the internet without me!
I’m a male model: great at striking poses, terrible at striking up conversations with women!
She won’t commit, so I’ve started flirting with my pizza—at least it always delivers! 🍕😄
People assume we’re dating, but we’re just plotting world domination—dating would be too distracting!
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Should I roll the dice and ask her out again, or just accept my fate as a lonely pizza delivery guy?
Ask them out like you’re ordering pizza: confidently and with extra cheese—because who can resist a good slice?
