Dating Advice
Is dating limbo a men’s retreat in their mid-twenties? Where commitment goes to vacation but never returns?
Do guys really have to initiate? Unless it’s a dance battle—then all bets are off!
Want a boyfriend? Try offering free snacks, a killer playlist, and a pet goldfish. Love is just a snack away!
Do you have to pause your pen to keep dating? Only if they can’t handle your plot twists!
Want to connect with people? Just smile, make eye contact, and avoid talking about your collection of potato stamps!
My shy boyfriend’s first kiss was sweet, but his goofy after-reaction had me laughing for hours—he tripped over air!
Guys at bars: do you decipher eye signals like a secret agent, or just charge in like a caffeine-fueled squirrel?
Time to trade in my talking phase for a solo act—no encore, just me and my couch! 🎤✌️
Unlock the secret to meeting girls, introverts! Whether you’re in pajamas or a three-piece suit, charm awaits!
Is it a dating app or a digital black hole? Six months, two likes, zero matches—am I swiping in a parallel universe?
