– Trump said he won’t run again if he loses to Kamala Harris in 2024, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
– Age is just a number, but at 78, he’s the oldest major party nominee – and hey, he’d be 82 on Election Day in 2028!
– He’s on a fun quest to be the first since Grover Cleveland to snag a non-consecutive term, but if he wins, that’s it for him in 2028.
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Alright, let’s dive into the wild world of politics, shall we? Picture this: Donald Trump, the man with a million catchphrases and a hairdo that could only be described as “otherworldly,” is chatting it up about his future plans—or lack thereof—when it comes to running for president again. So, put down that TikTok, grab your favorite snack, and settle in because the political circus is alive and well, and it’s got a front-row seat with a side of popcorn.
In a recent chit-chat with Sharyl Attkisson on Full Measure (sounds fancy, right?), Trump dropped the bombshell that if he doesn’t come out on top against Kamala Harris during the upcoming election cycle, he’s hanging up his red hat for good. Seriously, he’s not joking around. “No, I don’t,” he said when asked if he’d consider another presidential run. “That will be it. I don’t see that at all. Hopefully, we are going to be successful.”
Now, can we take a moment to appreciate the *hopefully* in there? It’s like saying, “I hope my Wi-Fi doesn’t go out while I’m streaming my favorite show.” But in Trump’s case, he’s hoping for a bit more than lagging internet; he’s calling for political success. But hey, here’s the kicker: if things don’t go his way this time, he claims that’s it for the golden boy’s political career.
Let’s talk about something else that’s a real eye-opener. Our buddy Trump is no spring chicken. At this point, he’s 78 and is technically the oldest guy in the running for the White House—next to President Joe Biden, who’s 81 and just said, “You know what? I think I’m done.” Imagine those two old-timers in a debate. It’d be like watching two grandpas trying to figure out the TV remote.
If Trump does decide to run in 2024 and miraculously win (cue the dramatic music), he’ll be 82 come Election Day in 2028. Picture it: Trump, now officially the AARP president, making yet another grand entrance at a rally. Would he even be able to lift his own arms to wave goodbye? It raises the question: does he really want to endure another campaign season or is he just living for the thrill?
Remember that time he was the oldest person elected to the White House back in 2016? Yup, that record was briefly taken from him four years later when Biden scooted in at 77. It’s like an old man race, and every year, they’re running just a little slower.
But wait! There’s more—grab your favorite drink because this isn’t just about age. Trump’s been having a winning streak in the Republican world. He’s achieved the remarkable feat of snagging the GOP nomination for three straight cycles. You know who else did that? Richard Nixon. Nixon had his three swings at the piñata back in the ’60s and ’70s. Come to think of it, it’s like they’re all in a party game with balloons and awkward party hats. Who knew politics could feel so festive?
Now, on the quest to become the first person since Grover Cleveland (yes, we’re talking about the dude who moonwalked into and out of the presidency back in the day) to win a non-consecutive term, Trump has quite the historical caper ahead. If he manages to snag the top spot again, he’d be unable to run once more in 2028. It’s like a game of musical chairs but with higher stakes—no one wants to be the last one standing.
So, there you have it, folks. The political drama unfolds as Trump sets his sights on 2024. He’s ready to take Kamala to the mat, but if things go south? Well, he’s chucking his presidential plans out the window—sorry, not sorry. Now, let’s keep our ears to the ground. Who knows what Trump will say next? Will he make a comeback? Will he take a forever vacation? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure, politics is never short of surprises, and we’re just here for the ride.
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