Have you ever been so outraged by someone eating a salad that you just had to go off the rails? Well, apparently Newsmax host Greg Kelly has. In a recent segment on his show, Kelly went on a tirade about President Joe Biden daring to eat a healthy meal of lettuce and vegetables. Yes, you heard that right. The leader of the free world indulged in a bowl of greens, and Kelly simply couldn’t handle it.
As Kelly ranted and raved about the audacity of Biden choosing a salad over a burger or pizza, viewers couldn’t help but wonder if this was really the hill he wanted to die on. I mean, of all the scandals and controversies in the world, a man enjoying a leafy green meal seems like a pretty tame one to get worked up about. But alas, Kelly was determined to make a mountain out of this molehill.
In a bizarre twist, Kelly even went as far as to suggest that Biden eating a salad was somehow unpatriotic. Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently, in Kelly’s world, only true Americans chow down on hot dogs and french fries, while those who opt for a more nutritious option are nothing but traitors to their country. It’s hard to wrap your head around such a ridiculous argument, but Kelly seemed dead set on proving his point.
Throughout the segment, Kelly’s face turned various shades of red as he railed against the idea of a president choosing healthy food. His voice grew louder and more shrill with each passing minute, as if the very notion of vegetables being consumed in the White House was enough to send him into a full-blown meltdown. It was a sight to behold, that’s for sure.
But as entertaining (and perplexing) as Kelly’s meltdown was, it’s worth remembering that this is just one example of the kinds of absurdities that can happen in the world of cable news. In an era where clickbait headlines and sensationalism reign supreme, it’s no wonder that a story about a man eating a salad can cause such a stir. But hey, at least it gave us all a good laugh, right?
So the next time you find yourself getting worked up over something as trivial as a salad, just take a step back and ask yourself: is this really worth getting upset about? Chances are, the answer will be a resounding no. After all, there are far more important things to worry about in this world than what someone chooses to eat for lunch.
And who knows, maybe one day we’ll look back on this whole saga and laugh at how worked up we all got over a simple bowl of greens. In the meantime, let’s all try to keep things in perspective and maybe, just maybe, we can avoid going off the rails over something as silly as a salad. Sharing is caring, so be sure to pass this article along to your friends and spread the laughter!
